Bumble Dates You Will Go Out With Only Once
Matchbox 20: Things will go great until you ask him about his favorite band.
Tag: Dating
I’m Your Lip Balm and Enough Is Enough
You started to leave my cap off, like it was no big deal.
Good News and Bad News About the Guy I’m Setting You Up with Tonight
Good News: He has a graduate degree. Bad News: It's an MFA.
Dating an MFA Student: Preliminary Waiver and Release
Your Date reserves the right to describe your physical shortcomings, erroneous grammar, ill-chosen wardrobe, and sub-par erotic technique in detail.
Keith Jeep at the Beach, Jean Collins Live On-Air, and Dating Advice
Keith Jeep escapes the forest for the beach, the tables turn as Jean Collins is interviewed live on air, plus tried and true dating advice.
How Do You Label Your Non-Committal Relationship?
This person is definitely not your boyfriend or girlfriend or someone you even like very much. How do you define these short-term relationships?
Are You Han Solo or a Solo Woman in Your 40s?
- You like to travel and explore places far, far away. - You prefer drinking in bars with a unique atmosphere and diverse characters.
Kindergarten Missed Connections
You clapped for me in music when I put all the recorders in my mouth at once. They tasted like the way a basketball smells.
Hey, Did You Take My Yogurt?
Maybe before departing, the yogurt left a note for its live-in yogurt boyfriend, who was at his company kickball league going absolutely beast mode.
An Obituary for All the Fucks I Had to Give
All My Fucks graduated from Shame University in 1998 with high honors.
An Open Letter to Fall Out Boy Regarding All the Incorrect Lyrics I’ve Been Singing for the Last Decade and a Half
Now, I’ll admit. I knew the words that I was singing were not in fact “words.” They were more like syllables strung together.
“Jessie’s Girl” Made You a Guide on How to Find a Woman Like Her
You Remind Me of Jessie’s Girl! Please, Do Tell Me, Do You Have a Name? – While just a tad bit rude, this is also respectful enough to answer!