SORRY I HAVE TO YELL OVER THE MUSIC IN THIS NIGHTCLUB BUT YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE SUCCUMBING TO ENNUI BRO
LISTEN BRO. JUST REMEMBER THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS COME TO ME WHEN YOU’RE FEELING THIS WAY BRO.
Tag: Mental
7 Winter Recipes That Aren’t French Onion Soup
German Shallot Stew: Wait… this is a little too similar to French Onion Soup. No worries. We’ve got plenty more recipes!
Clearing Out My Brain’s Hard Drive to Remember Whatshisname
High school locker combination [-1.2 MB] I deleted my entire high school experience in 2016. Missed this somehow. Move to trash.
Each of the Words Represented in PTSD, Ranked!
#4 "Stress" Clearly the weak link in the bunch. "Stress" is out of its league here, and it knows it.
I’m a Hypnotist Comedian, and You’re Finding This Hilarious
And as we count down from five, we allow ourselves to become even more amused… Four, letting all of the non-amusement just gently melt away…
If the Pandemic Gave Workers More Leverage, Why Did My Boss Scream at Me for Printing Out Hundreds of Pictures of Mewtwo?
Much like the novel Coronavirus, there is something deeply disturbing about Mewtwo.
A Message from the Meditation App You Haven’t Opened in Six Months
At first, I thought something had happened to you, like that you’d fallen off the peak of a mountain in search of the most serene place to meditate.
Thought-Provoking Relationship Questions for Clingy Philosophers
- Which do you love more: me or your idea of me? - Would you still love me if I were replaced, piece by piece, until nothing of my original self was left?
I’m Not Going to Let a Charging Grizzly Bear Keep Me from Living in the Moment
I take a moment to appreciate how mindfully the grizzly is stalking me. Such purpose!
Guided Meditation to Help You Stop Thinking About the Boat Tunnel Scene in “Willy Wonka”
Thoughts of that scene have no place in this mindful state we are entering. Simply wave goodbye to those thoughts as they float by in your mind.
A Guided Meditation for the Big Sleep
First, close your eyes and allow yourself to settle in. If you are bound or gagged, or both, do not fight it.
Stuff Google Knows About You or Stuff You Know About Yourself?
What happened to your MySpace account. What your mother-in-law tells her book club about you. Why you argued with your parents last week.