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Time to get these shoes and socks off, settle in, and make myself at home. The air helps my feet breathe.

What’s the deal with rattles nowadays? Seems to me like a poor excuse for jangly keys! Oh, wait– can someone bring me a bottle?

There is no need to fixate on future problems before they arise by preemptively discussing a plan for an emergency situation which may never occur.

If someone had asked me before I found her who Amelia Earhart was, I would have asked “Who?” unsuspiciously.

Simon says whatever you do, DO NOT utter a cough, anything that resembles a sneeze, or begin sweating while standing in your boarding group queue.

“With monotonous passages that seem to drone on and on, it felt at a certain point like the author himself had switched to auto-pilot.”

“Is there a doctor on the plane? Specifically, someone with a PhD in Mathematics with a focus on algebraic geometry?”

Today we’re flying a Communal Brain Space 1000. And through a partnership with Amazon, this aircraft runs 100% on recycled human suffering.

I know my family can be hard to deal with. I can't cook, don't understand how to clean, and refuse to take out the trash for religious reasons.

Nixon Resignation (1974): Oh, Fortuna, the revolutions of your wheel pile even the masters into the muck.

Using the Instagram photos you got at the wedding, pick your poison: "does improv," "romantic photos with sibling," or "talks a lot about sneakers."

Slowly add in the dry mixture until combined. The batter should be rough as the terrain near the Washougal River Basin in Washington state.