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We parked our vehicle in several spots over the two-week period. No matter which spot we occupied, a human would tell us we were in “their spot.”

You know I only pick my nose because I have to. My doctor says if I don’t pick my nose, I won’t be able to breathe out of it.

We were trying to get to Uranus, and had mistaken your planet for our intended destination. So we started calling you bipeds "Uranuses."

When your body dies, want your mind to stay alive? Sure, you do! With HAUNTED LIVING, LLC implant your ghost in any solid object.

“Synonyms for ‘laugh’ include ‘chortle,’ ‘gurgle,’ ‘snicker,’ and ‘titter,’” Commander Garm told the dead alien for no discernible reason.

Banners will fly, in all major cities, bearing my image and a few of my most famous words. There are so many.

Get Dressed Every Morning - Even if you don’t expect to be in public, remember to put on your human skin suit every morning.

Don’t dwell on the minds you’ve violated in the past or plan to violate in the future. Focus on the minds you’re violating in the present.

2011: The Year We Lost Contact When Rupert Murdoch Blocked Alien Transmission with a Private Satellite and Claimed Worldwide Redistribution Rights.

A female human getting married will choose her favorite female friends and force them to all wear the same dress for the big day.

As it struggled, it waved General McHenry closer. It opened eyes and in its dying breath choked out, "You're not fooling anyone with that hairpiece."

Do you promise to never fake orgasms or moon landings? Will you open your heart to your spouse’s family, friends, and cabals?