Top Ten Reasons My Fedora Is Better than Your Ugly-Ass Baby
My fedora is almost always silent, but your kid starts screaming just because I flick him in both his eyes? Toughen up, Henry.
My fedora is almost always silent, but your kid starts screaming just because I flick him in both his eyes? Toughen up, Henry.
I instead opt for one of my many t-shirts that feature Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs smoking marijuana.
The lady perched by a theme-park Eiffel Tower, clasping a suspiciously shiny handbag, and hoping security doesn’t notice she jumped the gate, is me!
Suit and tie? Business casual? I think the Leatherface on my t-shirt will let you know what I think about them.
The ER doctor at San Diego General Hospital claimed my vision was a fever dream induced by sleeping in a flannel thermal jacket.
I don’t think I’m selling myself short here. It takes a lot of skill to stack this many hats on top of each other.
Of this you are sure: a. All that glitters is gold b. All the apples in this bushel will make delicious cider for us to enjoy around the fireplace
To begin, there are four Powers: Liquid and powder, dryer and air.
Be steadfast and remember always that we need much less than we think we need.
Q: Your website says that you’re size inclusive, but you only go up to size L. Are you out of stock of larger sizes?
A 30-Inch Footprint That I Touched and Then Tasted So I Could Begin Tracking Ronald: Without it, I wouldn’t have been able to murmur, “He’s near…”
- By far the most popular style: crew cut. - You never imagined that one place could contain so many worn-out heels.