Roxxxy, The World’s First Lifeless Sex Robot
True Companion has developed the world's first sex robot, a life-size doll designed to engage you in conversation rather than lifelike movement. Uhh... sweet?
Tag: Future
An Open Letter to Future PIC Columnists
Think you got the dangling participles it takes to be a PIC writer? First change your name, then buy a pair of sunglasses. Here comes infamy.
Social Insecurity: Your Ugly Future
The government has a special site setup to explain Social Security to kids using fables. Mike has a special column to say, 'Fuck you.'
8 Obsolete Jobs of the Future
50 years from now, some of today's hottest jobs will already be perfected by robots. Is your career path a dead end?
The State of the Future Address
The year 2005 isn't everything we had hoped for, but with a few tweaks (more steroid use and Iraq war coverage, etc.) it might be a little better.
The Future of Equally Horny Women
Historically, men have always been the hornier of the two sexes. But what would happen if women suddenly juiced up their hormones?
Your Future is You
Your Future is You
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