How to Decontaminate Your Radioactive Hamster
There are a lot of bad things that can happen to people in this screwed-up world, but there's nothing worse than discovering your hamster is contaminated.
Tag: Animals
Cat vs. Dog Owners: A Scientific Analysis
One of the questions that has been around since the beginning of time--or at the very least, PetSmart--is whether a person prefers either dogs or cats as a pet.
Top Ten Uses for a Dead Cat
Dead cats can be just as much fun as alive cats!
Nobody Likes a Dead Dog
Personality goes a long way for a dog. If we loved the cock just as much, it might be totally uncool for them to fight, too.
Doggy-Steps: My Emotional Journey
In the past, infomercials were all but useless crap. Enter Doggy-Steps, the only product guaranteed to tap your Achilles pet heel and wallet.
Telepathic Magic
Episode of Walker Texas Ranger prompts reader to wonder: Do deer only perform telepathy with a select few hunters?
Lawless Leopards Murder 14 People in Bombay
Apparently the leopards in the world's fifth-largest city didn't get the memo that humans are not on the 'Animals It's OK to Murder' list.
The Snippets Love Dogs
The Snippets Love Dogs
Observations Like a Three-Legged Dog
The NFL draft this year was even better than the draft last year, which is saying not very much at all, actually.