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Listen, son, I'll just call up Jimmy Prindley's house and have a little talk to make this all go away. Now close your ears, this is adult time.

Little did you know, every decision you make is hotly debated by almost every member of your corporate body. Penis, you're on speakerphone.

Research into the secret lives of great writers uncovers a shared interest in delicious pastries. But a muffin isn't the same by any writer's name.

Get ready for the Q&A that's bound to revolutionize the imaginary advice column industry! Two perspectives, one person - it's schizotherapy!

For decades, Canadian cubic zirconium manufacturers have been using Canadian children for slave labor in CZ death labs. Help stop the atrocity.

Listen, I know it's been a while since we've had a serious talk, but my penis already feels like it's burning in Hell. Oh God, please help me!

With entrees like those sweet, tender Honey BBQ Baby Backs and an endless supply of mouthwatering sides, there's no need for human relationships.

Vegetable deaths outweigh animal deaths by the BILLIONS. And no vegetable is safe, not even the baby carrot.

Your friends have finally forced you off your Xbox and out of the house to meet a real girl. Will you make it through the evening with her?

An apology from a 6th grade teacher who led his team to victory by any means necessary.

Hey, remember that really crazy shit that went down in the back room of the carnival? Come on, I know you remember. You killed a fucking clown.

It's so cheap, yet so unbelievably sweet! This thing is definitely gonna score me some hot ladies tonight. Nothing says laidback like the Hawaiian!