Summer Movie Releases as Previewed by Your Neighbor Who Is Getting a Pool
Honestly, I don’t know what I’m more excited for: a new Transformers movie or this brand new swimming pool I’m having put in my backyard.
Honestly, I don’t know what I’m more excited for: a new Transformers movie or this brand new swimming pool I’m having put in my backyard.
We cast Keri Russell as your girlfriend, a fact that you didn't notice as you "haven’t had a TV since they stopped carrying The Weather Channel."
Smiling or otherwise expressive mouse head-shaped pancakes are trademarked.
For the shoes had been created in a supernova by the malevolent god Aernus, and radiated a power that could be worn by no man, let alone a child.
We give single people a chance to fall in love by making sure they are distracted by a bunch of petty in-fighting and random side-eye.
Despite going through a few trainwrecks in his career, he’s managed to survive them all and continue to get roles as a steamy, leading man.
This room also differs from other rooms in the home in that it features multiple bronze Paul Reiser statues bolted directly to the floor.
Okay, first of all: do you know Lisa Rinna? And is she nearby? Ideally I’d be talking to her. We Enlightened Ones worship her as a god.
I do not rattle off these projections to inspire fear in the public. But we can no longer expect that IP extracted through traditional processes.
Seeking gray-haired, whiskey-drinking curmudgeon to oversee a department of knucklehead agents with withering disdain.
The real problem we urbanites face every? The problem of Dominic Toretto and his family of ne’er-do-wells.
Last week, I sold two pieces of cross-stitch art, and my business netted $30,000. You do the math.