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- You’re the crab-apple of my eye - You’re the love of my mid-life - You’re my other third

Later on, I’ll do the “speak now or forever hold your peace” thing. But while we’re on the subject you can speak now too.

Facebook: Hey, remember me? I’m totally relevant to your demographic! Want to see Dakota’s prom photos from 2006?

“YIKES” Really? Of the 2,309 possible Wordle solutions out there, this is not the one we would have picked to say to our partner.

If they have a mentor over the age of sixty who spends most of their day wearing robes, then you are dealing with an absolute keeper.

All the signs are there. Darren’s always said our relationship is “the one perfect thing in this godforsaken hellhole of a country.”

Well, I bet you all felt pretty stupid a month later when we got divorced. You all are just wrong time after time.

The May-Decemberita: Sherry with a sprinkle of Molly.

Instead of throwing your funds away on selfish pursuits, this new program ensures your precious headcanon stays intact.

He asks you about yourself, things like, “Can you give me a kidney?” and, “So how’s about that kidney?”

I was awoken by the sounds of you two screaming at each other. People make less noise being shanked in the shower.

When I married my wife, I assumed all of her knowledge. That's how marriage works. Marriage means sharing everything.