Some write to live out a fantasy that they were never granted: revenge on Frankie Wick, who pantsed them in Ms. Dakota’s class in the 9th grade.
Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet are celebrating their Connection Anniversary at The Capulet Family Tomb.
Between work and the kids, I’m as busy as George Santos if he had actually done all that stuff he said he’d done.
There’s not a lot of room to be coy. As short humor dogma goes, "Lead us into temptation, and deliver us the premise."
Sorry, say that again? Your boys were doing what? They were “hopping” on you?
I don’t take edits: Hey, you’re a fan of mine. Isn’t this the kind of audacity that drew you to my work in the first place?
I blew my advance on a fully-loaded Bugatti Veyron Linea Viviere (MSRP $2.3 million), as well as a series of bespoke leather shirts.
Gallegory: Everything in a story represents something else, but only for the ladies. Men still have to read it literally.
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I give you that quick dopamine rush that makes you feel like your life is actually in your own control.
There are two things that all employers love to hear about: high quarterly profits and hidden treasure.
As you run your fingers over my spine, you think: “This is it. This is the year I get my shit together.”