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I’m not sure what the deal is but I wanted to lodge a formal complaint. Do you have an email?

Let's start by setting some intentions. I'll go first. My intention is to be present--in this parking space.

I maybe should have drawn a line on bacteria, viruses, and diseases, but God wasn’t in a very conciliatory mood at the time.

Let me know if "Indulgence preachers hate him!" works for you as a tagline.

Tries to order hummus at every restaurant on the lunch rotation and when told they don’t have it, indignantly asks, “why not?”

Have you considered making me taller and more visually striking? Might be good for brand recognition.

I know that our omni-everything boss is obsessed with blood metaphors, but this seems a bit gratuitous.

I lost motivation for my role of being the embodiment of vanity. To put it lightly: remote work has challenged the core values I once held dear.

Release the need for meaningless trivia and you will never Google again. If you still thirst for knowledge, there’s always DuckDuckGo.

His mother asketh him to get milk for he hath complained of thirst: but he drew in mischief a bottle of Sonoma Coast Chardonnay she loved dearly.

I know Father Mike and his massive ego won’t like me saying this. The self-proclaimed “superstar” of the baptism world loves the spotlight.

I would have given zero stars if I could! It’s really amazing what’s “not an option” up here.