A Resignation Letter from Skinny Jeans
While you were busy arguing about whether or not I’m still in style, did you ever stop to consider my feelings?
Tag: Clothes
5 Must-Have Gray Hoodies for Your Apology Video!
The trendiest, blandest, gray hoodies for the influencer who just can't keep their mouth shut. Don’t worry, you got this!
Open Letter to the Creator of Ghosts
Here is my main concern: What if I wear something really ugly the day I die?
Normal Clothes, Explained
Shoes are footwear that is not sneakers, Crocs, slippers, or boots. I cannot remember why you would want them.
Wearing My Canada Goose Jacket Is No Longer Compatible with My Moral Code, Unless It Gets Really, Really Cold
It is shameful, unless there’s some type of giant blizzard and it gets really chilly outside for a few days.
How to Change Your Whole Vibe by Carrying an Umbrella
Umbrella guy controls his own narrative. Whatever secrets lie in wait within his collapsible shield, he’s not telling. His mystique is undeniable.
How to Return a Shirt in Just 89 Days
- Navigate to Orders > Manage Orders > Returns. - Hit “Request Label” next to the item you wish to return. - Experience a flutter of doubt.
I’m the Girl in the Newspaper Dress That Sat Behind You at “Newsies,” and I’m the Real Reason Broadway Was Shut Down
The Broadway League called me a "triple threat" since I caused a scene at every show, stalked cast members, and made everyone around me feel unsafe.
The 3 Sleeves on My Sweater, Ranked by How Much I Really Need Them There
Left sleeve: Since my left hand is not my dominant hand, I could probably make it an hour or two without this sleeve, but it wouldn’t be ideal.
15 Printed Onesies Worn by Babies Who Will Eventually Struggle to Move Up Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs
25% Mommy, 25% Daddy, 25% Mommy’s Yoga Coach, 15% Daddy’s Secretary, 5% Tinder Guy Who Was Into Daddy and Daddy’s Secretary, 5% Lube, 100% PERFECT ME!
Welcome to Gnomebox, the Toddler Fashion Service with Totally Innocuous Motives!
You have a toddler; we have a dwindling supply of troops for a little ongoing altercation with neighboring trolls. Let’s help each other!
An Interview with the Monster Who Designed Your High School Uniform
And my 2007 Autumn/Winter collection: drab brown and caution-tape yellow. Such a foul combination that no one had ever thought to use it before!