For Sale: Gently Used Dog Food
Has been inside a dog for less than five minutes. You won't see a deal like this again!
Has been inside a dog for less than five minutes. You won't see a deal like this again!
She usually finds people uninteresting, unless she smells fear. You’re not nervous are you?
Let me guess, you didn’t want to carry it around with you for the rest of your walk and you planned on picking it up on your way home?
This movie is about me. But it’s also about love and family and loyalty and Christianity, but don’t say that last part out loud.
Dog: Thanksgiving took a while to understand, but I’ve got it now. It starts when you’re locked outside because no one can deal with you today.
Brick, 47, screaming Mets fan and Chester, 42, crying Jets fan: These two brilliantly built their own empires, but still make time for each other.
"Pups Go Camping" - The PAW Patrol round-up protestors, immigrants, and intellectuals to take to a mandatory camp in the woods.
Whoever is driving around a 1958 Plymouth Fury and running people over, you are being very RUDE! It is LATE!
How many of you have dogs who display selective aggression towards people of races other than your own? Everyone again. Frustrating, isn’t it?
Did you people hear that? The boom! The fucking boom! Come on, I know you two-legged freaks can't hear shit, but even you must— HOLY SHIT!
I eat at dawn. As soon as the sun's crescent pierces the horizon I will eat my dog chow. Or else I will go ape shit.
Undoubtedly a continuation of the Dada movement, "Screaming At The Sun" was so avant-garde, so groundbreaking, and just SO RANDOM xD.