How to Helicopter Parent for the 1% Under the New Tax Bill
Strap your child in tight: no one wants to be jostled in the helicopter mid-air, even if it's a short ride from the Upper East Side to the Hamptons.
Tag: Airplanes
The 7 Sexiest Airport Departure Lounges in Florida
For all you thrill-seekers planning your next naughty weekend in the Sunshine State, here's our definitive visitor's guide to the sexiest airport departure lounges in Florida.
Flying High in the Xanax Skies
Where was I? How high is high? Why was I sitting there? Had I been sleeping the whole time? Is all of life a dream, as Descartes once suggested?
10 New Common Sense Rules to Make Air Travel More Pleasant
If you still don't know that going through airport security means only packing liquids portioned for an American Girl doll, you don't deserve to go to the Bahamas.
Now Boarding Flight 1786 to New York’s LaGuardia Airport
Going by the presence of all black clothing, oversized headphones, lattes, and jaded demeanors, it appears you're all definitely in the correct gate area.
The 4 Most Likely Theories Explaining the Missing Malaysia Flight 370
Could this be a hijacking of both a plane and the American public to try to teach them something about geography? Somebody get Nance Grace on this.
Quiz: What Kind of Malaysia Airlines Disappearance Theorist Are You?
A 10-question quiz to reveal your Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Disappearance Theorist identity Are you the Pilot Suicide, the Catastrophic Failure, or something else?
If There’s an Airport God, He’ll Seat the Hot Girl Next to You on the Plane
If all the planets were to align, this airport-hot girl might actually be sitting right next to you. And she would be single. And she might jerk you off under the tray table.