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Be prepared to answer questions like, “What about all of those blurry photos he left on my phone?”

This Santa is cloned from DNA from the original St. Nicholas, and raised in captivity in our North Pole mock-up.

Taylor Swift "Reputation" Era Cop, Taylor Swift "1989" Era Cop – Good luck resisting this interrogation technique, criminals.

There are two things that all employers love to hear about: high quarterly profits and hidden treasure.

"It’s a Wonderful Life When Compared to Everyone Else at This Bar" - George Bailey's guardian angel offers perspective.

1. Every portrait makes me look like a Relief Pitcher for the 1974 Chicago White Sox.

P.U., this clown stunk! Literally, he smelled like he crawled out of a sewer.

This study will ask the big questions like: Are there mice and if so, are they dressed as tiny little country bumpkins?

Commemorative Wedding Tote Bag: My existence is a joke, just send me to Goodwill so I can reunite with my siblings.

Here’s a better deal for Elon: he can regain esteem, credibility, and respect by buying my status of tenured full professor.

Intermittently mention “The Kremlin.” Smart people discuss this often.

I murdered your wife, and you got pretty mad at me for doing that. We’ll call that one a tie. We’re both people!