Global Warming: A Convenient Theory
What Al Gore failed to mention was all the benefits of rising temperatures. Naked women, penguin slaves? I'm warming up to the idea already.
Tag: Health
Why Erections are Harder to Deal With Than Periods
You pick the less desirable scenario: completely unexpected, highly-visible hard-ons; or totally controllable, scheduled leakage?
Celebrity Death Pool 2007
Everybody dies, but the big question is when and how. Why not put your money where your top ten celebrity corpses lay?
The 5 Most Common Ways Women Shave Their Pubic Hair
Pubic hair is the roadmap to a girl's personality. The shaved look is giving you the all clear, but slow down if you find yourself in the school zone.
A Touch of Love: The Awkward Joy of Massages
Gentle hands, hot massage oil, and health insurance. So enticing, you'll want to test the boundaries of this awkward professional relationship.
As a Man, Here’s Why I Don’t Pee Standing Up
Finally ladies, a man who undoubtedly will leave the seat down—not just for you, but for himself. Some guys just can't pee standing up.
Hospitals and Slang
A hospital is a strange place to hang out. When I was sitting in the ER waiting room, I struck up a conversation and learned some new slang though.
Stop Sneezing: A Deadly New Research Study
A news/research article. You think cell phones are the cause of most traffic accidents? You must not know about the 'quadruple-sneeze.'