Why Canada is Better Than America
If Canada is America's hat, it's the kind that's so big on your head that it swallows your face. Plus, like, Canadian chicks are way hotter.
Tag: Food
A Cannibal’s Guide to Cooking and Eating Pussy
Grab your knife and your napkin, and put on your chef's hat, because you're about to enjoy the best flavors pussy has to offer.
Cooking Salmon in Your Dishwasher
Cooking Salmon in Your Dishwasher
Groceries, Money and Marriage
Groceries, Money and Marriage
Clinging to the Pot Luck
Debauchery and exhaustion take a turn for the better when Nathan finds his way into a gospel Church. A heartwarming familyish story.
Down and Dirty Guide to Vegas
Sinner's delight, buffet heaven, and smoker's haven. Here's the scoop on everything unique about Vegas down to used syringes and faded celebs.
I Am the DUC Cafeteria
A first-person narrative in which a college student becomes the mind of his school's cafeteria, the Dobbs University Center (aka 'the DUC').
The Beginner’s Guide to Jail
Everything you need to know to survive your first time in a minimum-security correctional facility!
Top 10 Dorm Room Mixed Drink Stirrers
The top 10 dorm room mixed drink stirrers - from "highly unlikely" to "downright disgusting." You know you've tried them all before.