Have you received unexpected pizza deliveries with notes attached: "Tell Rob Gronkowski and you’ll be sorry"? If so, you have the necessary clearance.
Eight planets and the actual forms of reproduction by their inhabitants, verified as authentic by Scientology Monthly and USA Today.
Dissect this actual transcript between psychologist and patient under hypnosis and decide whether it's an alien probing or a dental cleaning.
The film "Alien" set the benchmark for science fiction horror. It's also arguably the scariest movie ever screened of any genre. But "Alien 3" was by far the shining moment.
Disregarding the Fermi paradox, the cosmic silence we perceive, and the fact that we're too boring for aliens to hang out with, you still didn't get abducted. Here's why.
My name is Copernicus Thunderbird and I'm writing this letter because you are in grave danger. The legions of the Super Astronaut Deathlord are on their way to kill you and rape your wife.