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Just goes to show you what 520 calories and 24 grams of protein per sandwich can do for your kids.

My seat had no window, I'd wasted my cash / on a seat in the middle by a guy with a rash

There is no way ol' Kris Kringle is going to remember what I asked for… until now. This holiday season, he is going to remember my name.

What do I want for Christmas? Just get me anything. Socks, sweaters, a crisp stack of twenties shoved inside a brown paper bag.

I leaned in super slowly for a kiss when… her freaking precocious daughter popped in so that we could taste the cookies she made.

Wearing multiple warm layers will ensure that you don’t end up in the ER with hypothermia.

For everyone telling me to get over it? Remember that I was juiced! As a child!

Your father and I are trying to plan Hanukkah. Think you’ll be able to join us in Nazareth for the last night? You also have a birthday coming up.

Sad news to report to Arrowhead fans: At a Cincinnati concert, bassist Valmer DeSota got his long hair stuck in the strings of his bass.

How many grams of protein do you consume each day? What do you mean you don’t know? Don’t you count your macros, bro?

Join me on an epic day of going to all the doctors I’ve been avoiding since I was a teen and will no longer have access to!

A brief mea culpa from me: as the lone cook of this dinner, I cannot help but feel that I have to bear at least some responsibility for this.