Before and After Party
It's your typical off-campus house party, highlighted by the obligatory keg or three. But did it really meet all your expectations?
Tag: Observations
Are You the Ultimate College Student?
Think you rank with the best of the best, most hardcore college students? Not so fast cowboy, you have to take this quiz first.
The Art and Science of Bullshit
In order to minimize your academic workload and maximize your partying time, you must learn to spot and take advantage of bullshit opportunities.
Return of the Mack (Hardcore Remix)
Helpful hints for transforming your unquestionably lame presence with the ladies into a viable weapon of seduction.
Internships: The Corporate Travesty
It's hard to imagine companies funneling hard-earned revenues into temporary employees who build Styrofoam cup villages.
Beer Goggles for Women
Men have always thrown out all standards after enough drinks. Now women can feel the same uninhibited satisfaction with these female beer goggles!
The Mystery of the Campus Shuttle
A compelling college transportation drama. 'Unit 3, we have an unmarked shuttle headed for the abandoned warehouse. Unit 3, I repeat...... Unit 3?'
Credit Cards Gone Wild!
First credit cards were plastic. Then they were gold, silver, and platinum. What element will gain financial stardom from VISA and the scientists next?
Cell Phones: The Gift and the Curse
You love to hate cell phones, but you can't live without them. It's about time someone gave some static back to the mobile industry.
On Top of the Clothesline and Dreaming
How do you get rid of ants in your pants fifteen minutes before work starts? You snipe-pinch them of course!
Get Wasted at Emory
An actual flyer distributed around the Emory University campus promoting an event celebrating drinking and getting plastered.
Sell Ticket-Fighter Hangtags at YOUR School
Make extra cash at college selling fake parking hangtags. Everyone loves the sketchy campus dealer!