Your Wedding was Stupid and Your Baby is Ugly
Lately it seems like all of my friends are getting married or pregnant. I thought I had a few more years before they all lost their damn minds, but apparently 20 is a great age to give up on life.
Tag: Weddings
The Royal Wedding: There’s an App for That
An app so royal it makes you feel like you're wearing nothing but a gold crown and a robe while hate fucking William the Conqueror in Piccadilly Circus and drinking a cup of Earl Grey.
Wedding Weekend Snippets
<p><font size="3"><strong>Thursday, February 18th (Day of the Bachelor Party)</strong></font></p> <p>Brian: Nate, what the fuck are you doing here?<br />Me: Really, no one says hello anymore. </p>
Wedding Season
Weddings themselves are a lot of fun, but the commitment behind the ceremony is frightening. Don't touch that ring, she'll be right back.
Silence of the Wedding Bells
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the...wait, WHAT?! If your friend is getting married too, prepare for the best: open bar.
Brangelina’s Wedding Day Story!
An imagined play-by-play of the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie wedding, complete with celeb baby girls Suri and Shiloh going wild.
The Snippets Love Weddings
The Snippets Love Weddings
Who Gets Cut Off at a Wedding?
Who Gets Cut Off at a Wedding?
Will I Speak at Your Wedding? Hmmmm…..
Will I Speak at Your Wedding? Hmmmm.....