Hook-Up Translation Guide for Girls
Guys say a lot of things they don't exactly mean. Girls, read this and save yourself the trouble of deciphering his most common bullshit lines.
Tag: Guides and Listicles
How to Get Rid of Your Roommate
The good roommate is a rare and elusive creature, greatly outnumbered by the annoying bastard roommate. Here's how to get rid of the latter.
Four Killer Dating Tips for Guys
Can't get a date? Here are four guaranteed-to-work dating tips for all you nerds out there, including the 3 C's and confidence visualization!
Top 10 College Party Themes
The goal: score hookup partners. The swindle: drink heavily and combine with costumes, blacklights, Viagra, and various other skimpy party theme props.
The 10 Types of College Relationships
Everyone's in it for a reason, whether it's love, money or Facebook status. And if you're not sure, you're the annoying Indecisive Couple.
7 Things Everyone Should Be Bothered By
It is NOT OK if you do any of the following: stand in doorways, sit on the same side of the table as your girlfriend at a restaurant, travel in large packs to parties.
How to Masturbate with Your Roommate in the Room
For those who need to masturbate so often that there's no choice but to do it in front of their roommate, try The Party Boy or The Diversion Trick.
Jeff Beck’s Finals Coping Strategies
A healthy dose of Adderall and a "fuck it" attitude can get you through final exams stress free. Or just cheat, whatevs.
Anti-Chuck Norris Fact Fearers
Chuck Norris has brainwashed some people into complete submission. Here's what these die-hard 'Chuck fans' have to say about Anti-Chuck Norris Facts.
47 Valentine’s Day Rules for Guys
#16: Don't watch The Notebook. I mean sure, it might help you get the girl, but even you have to draw the line somewhere.
How to Write a Great Suicide Note
Do you want to kill yourself one day? Of course you do! Follow these guidelines for a note that'll really wow your roommates.
The Art of Seduction
Matters of the heart may seem abstract, but with the right enthusiasm and passion, you'll be meeting your GOALs (Girl Offering Anal Love) in no time.