Are You Lamenting the Physical Effects of Aging, or Are You a Home Inspector Describing a Ramshackle Fixer-Upper?
“Unless you’ve got millions in the bank, any form of routine maintenance is downright unaffordable.”
Comedy Writing
Are You Assembling an IKEA Dining Room Set or Cooking a Thanksgiving Turkey for the First Time?
6. You cannot begin to fathom what you’re supposed to do with the assortment of random parts in the inner pouch.
21 Surprising Facts about the Eight Spiders You Swallowed in Your Sleep Last Year
Spider 8 was banned from Goodreads for her particularly scathing review of Jonathan Franzen’s latest novel.
Help! I’m the Ideas Guy at Work and I’m All Out of Ideas
I was making lemon history while all those other chuds were clogging up the marketplace of ideas with lemonade.
The 17 Midnight Rides of Kyle Revere
Last year, I met the lovely Emma outside a Concord tavern. She said she liked my tri-corner hat and asked if anything else of mine is tri-cornered.
A Message for My Husband, Who Waits Until I’m Almost Done Cleaning to Ask if I Want Any Help
I did see you hiding (hard to miss the shape of my useless husband with his big dumb flip-flopped feet sticking out from behind the drapes).