Do I Know You From Somewhere?
Did we go to college together? No, I went to Penn State. High school? No, I’m from New York. Middle School? No, I never graduated.
Comedy Writing
I’m a Movie Teen and This Is Really How I Talk
Speaking like this to my mom and bestie is just kind of my aesthetic? Does that make sense? It doesn’t? Well, whatever. I didn’t write this movie.
These Are the Shoes That Will Solve Everything
They are also ethically made, but somehow cost $12. These shoes make me look both mature but playful, demure but bold, casual but elegant.
Happy New Year! Don’t Live in a Van
I know you’ve seen the TikTok reels and DIY YouTube videos, but you do not want to live in a van.
I’m Done with Personal Growth
The journey has been fun, and there were certainly some parts I liked. Reading was cool.
I Am Going to Yell
I am going to yell into a pillow. I am going to scream in an empty car. I am going to throw a full tantrum in the grocery store cereal aisle.
I’m Pleased to Announce That This Party Has Been Canceled
Having many strangers come to my home was a poorly thought-out concept, and adding alcohol to the mix surely would have created hellfire.
Yep, This Salad Is the Boring Kind
A black olive is a pipe dream and an avocado would sooner appear in a lasagna than in this salad.
The Girl Boss Guide to Pitching Kind of a Dumb Idea, When You Have a Minute, Not a Big Deal
It’s not a big deal, even though it kind of is. No problem if not.
Rating the Jobs That LinkedIn Thinks I Can Do
Strategist, Influencer Marketing – What do any of these words mean, and furthermore what do they mean when they’re next to each other?
What Your Holiday Is Like Based on Your Outdoor Decorations
Icicle Lights: You're here for the theater. The holiday season is about drama. You are not obligated to follow any HOA rules.
Quarantine Hobby Report Card
Embroidery: Alex showed creativity and initiative by choosing to embark on this task but quit immediately upon realizing that it is difficult.