Beau Bernstein | Points in Case

Trying to cope with the absurdity of life by writing witty stories. My mom thinks I'm funny.

Comedy Writing

America Needs a Revolution But Preferably Not One That Inconveniences My Comfortable Lifestyle

The world is watching us, waiting... But can we respond tomorrow, maybe? I'm kind of tired tonight. I worked till like 6pm today and the season finale of "Ladies of London" is on.

by Beau Bernstein
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May 16, 2017

Bath and Body Works store facade at the mall

The Perfect Mother’s Day Bath Gift Basket to Make Up for the Disappointment You Have Become

Nothing says "thank you for sacrificing your hopes and dreams" like a mass-produced basket that's 80% tissue paper filling. It's what your mom would have wanted. She always puts you first!

by Beau Bernstein
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May 11, 2017

Scared of the internet - Beeker on YouTube

The Internet is a Dangerous Place Full of People More Talented Than You

Lurking behind every YouTube thumbnail is a well-camouflaged bear trap, waiting to violently snap shut on your already fragile sense of self-worth.

by Beau Bernstein
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April 18, 2017