12 Books You Must Read Before You Can Die
Reading the author's Wikipedia page may have sailed you through book club, but it will not sail you across the river of souls.
Comedy Writing
The Babadook No Longer Lives in This Book, Which Unfortunately Reduces Its Value at Auction
That’s right, the book's value at auction is thirty dollars without the Babadook.
I’m the BBC Earth Hummingbird, and I Did Not Consent to This Use of My Image
How could I possibly have known a nine-person BBC Earth production crew was spying on me from behind the glory bushes?
I’m Rick Steves and I’m Now Touring the Inner Field of Consciousness, Not Europe
After a bit of soul searching, preceded by rather a lot of ayahuasca in a Christopher Street loft, I’ve decided to radically restructure my tours.
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