Charles Stayton | Points in Case

Charles is a humor writer whose work has also been featured in McSweeney's, Little Old Lady Comedy, Robot Butt, Slackjaw, and The Big Jewel.

Comedy Writing

Any stick that has touched a rotting carcass or been rotting carcass-adjacent must become part of the permanent collection immediately.

They don’t know how to tame the most popular coaster in Central Jersey. You do.

Merrells are suddenly the only shoes that don’t "hurt your feet," and you explain this to strangers, even though your feet have never hurt.

“Give me a lawyer penguin.” This suspect would like to be represented by Danny Devito’s Penguin from the classic Batman Returns.

Will Marcus and Athena find a home to grow into, or will you spend the whole episode oscillating between rage, jealousy, and attraction to Athena?