Political Correctness Has Made Being a Comedian Impossible, But Then Again, So Has Being a Chair
As a chair on stage, they’re not expecting me to go there. They’re also not expecting me to be the one making the jokes.
Tag: Comedians
My Mid-Flight Roast of Our Pilot Was Ruined When the Air Marshal Heckled Me
When the captain misspoke and said “tur-buh-lence,” instead of “turbulence,” I was like a shark smelling blood in the water.
How to Absolutely and Utterly Bomb at an Open Mic
If you hear a man joke, “I’m a real feminist because I would never tell a woman to smile; I yell at them to frown,” then you’ve found the right crowd.
The Survival Guide for Open Mics
The Musician: This Jason Mraz-wannabe thought this mic was for music, but ended up in a cafe full of comedians and stuck it out for some reason.
If Not Now, When? The Case for Allowing Hurricanes Back to Our Coastlines
Don't hurricanes matter too, despite destroying entire communities? To me, justice is not shaming the Hurricane forever and ever until the end of time.
A Comedian Made a Joke About the Holocaust, and Now I Feel Unsafe
We simply cannot allow comedians to make jokes about things we don't like. We must all rise up and flaunt our collective disgust.
You Have a Sad Boy Inside You – Fill Him With Seeso
You are not alone, because there is a sad boy inside you. But do not wet your big dewy eyes, stand-up comedy can save him.
The Troll’s Guide to Internet Comedy
You know what I really hate? Jokes. If you're a troll like me, you probably hate them, too. We're not here to read your clever bullshit, we're here to fuck up your comment page.
An Open Letter to the Open Mic Guy
Hey, sorry I was a dick when you just wanted some positive feedback. You were candid with me and I didn’t reciprocate. I'm no expert, but here are a few things you should know about stand-up.
An Open Letter to Dane Cook
Mr. Cook, I can no longer sit back while your egregious blunders defame the good name of those around you. Especially the illustrious Dennis Rodman.