The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jekyll
I had been changed into the hideous Mister Jekyll. That’s right... I WAS NO LONGER A DOCTOR!!!
Dan Caprera is a Brooklyn-based comedy writer who has written for the New York Times, the New Yorker, McSweeney's, Vulture, Weekly Humorist, Funny or Die, Slackjaw, the New York Times Crossword Puzzle, the Wall Street Journal Crossword Puzzle, the Los Angeles Times Crossword Puzzle, Universal Crosswords, and Crucinova (another crossword site).
I had been changed into the hideous Mister Jekyll. That’s right... I WAS NO LONGER A DOCTOR!!!
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