Welcome to Your New Dorm, Deathtrap Hall
The mattresses, made of an experimental polymer developed by accident in our Food Science Lab, are virtually indestructible.
The mattresses, made of an experimental polymer developed by accident in our Food Science Lab, are virtually indestructible.
Whether you think you have the coolest dorm or not, you're guaranteed to have at least one of these toolkits on your floor.
For those who need to masturbate so often that there's no choice but to do it in front of their roommate, try The Party Boy or The Diversion Trick.
Eventually, the unlucky day will come when you catch a glimpse of your roommate's goods. Are you prepared for the awkward aftermath?