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Popular squat varietals include Back Squats, Front Squats, and Boot Cut.

Step Three: Click the “Confirm Cancel Membership” Button. Step Four: Unsheath that broadsword, foolish mortal!

How many grams of protein do you consume each day? What do you mean you don’t know? Don’t you count your macros, bro?

Resist the urge to open your eyes and do a quick scan of the room, evaluating people’s yoga wear.

"It wasn't so much a specific question, but her vibe was like–" DON'T.

Wipe down equipment after use with one of the damp napkins placed atop our overflowing garbage bins.

How do I use this machine for exercise? Just sit back and push up on the sad branches/robot arms, letting the weight fall back down with a loud SLAM.

Okay Peloton community, we’re about to slim down that inbox! Take a deep inhale and move those unread messages straight to the trashcan.

The equipment is hazardous and doesn’t even work. Yesterday, I pulled the power cord from Debbie’s treadmill and the thing just stopped on a dime.

I don’t appreciate him shaking his moneymaker on my television set to the tune of four easy payments of $19.95.

You shall meet Ra, the Supreme God of the Sun and Creator of All Tan Lines. He will teach thee how to avoid straining thy intervertebral joints.

Does everyone have a string of rosary beads? It's very important to warm your muscles by lightly flagellating your body.