Stop! Please Read These Very Specific Instructions Before Using Our Toilet!
Do not stay on the toilet for extended periods. By minute three or four you’re risking a nasty bite.
J. Taylor Lee is a writer and musician from Louisiana whose work has appeared in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, and The Hard Times.
Do not stay on the toilet for extended periods. By minute three or four you’re risking a nasty bite.