JS O’Keefe is a scientist, trilingual translator and short-story writer (Everyday Fiction, Roi Faineant, Spillwords, Scribes*MICRO, AntipodeanSF, WENSUM, Microfiction Monday, Friday Flash Fiction, 50WS, Paragraph Planet, 6S, Medium, etc). He writes under the pen names of szjohnny, Johannes Springenseiss, John Szamosi—depending on which of his ethnic origins he identifies with at the moment.



Jokes

The hangman apologized because he accidentally put the noose under the sentenced man’s arm. “That’s okay,” said the condemned. “Just don’t let it happen again.”

— John O’Keefe

A good friendship must be earned. A true, lasting friendship must be purchased.

— John O’Keefe

It’s difficult to tell how spiritual animals are, but I am fairly certain most monkfish believe in Cod.

— John O’Keefe
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