This Halftime Locker Room Speech Seems as Good a Time as Any to Confess to My Killing Spree
If we look back to the mistakes, the failures, the death mask grimaces of the asphyxiated faces we’ve left behind, then we’ll never move on.
Comedy Writing
A Comprehensive List of Places I Don’t Want to Go
- A dairy farm (allergic to cows) - Siberia (too cold, no McDonald’s)
Now That I’ve Ascended to the Royal Throne, It’s Time We Got Back to Cutting Motherfuckers’ Heads Off
We’re living in a day and age where kids think they can trash talk a member of the Royal Family on Fortnite.