8-Year-Old Going Trick or Treating, or 28-Year-Old Looking for a Good Paying Job?
You’re ashamed to be wearing something from Goodwill while everyone you know is wearing something gifted to them by their rich parents.
Justin Avery Smith is a humor writer living in Shrewsbury, MA, and currently a headline contributor at The Whole Wheat Post. Justin studied theater at Suffolk University in Boston, before going on to contribute to other publications like Slackjaw, RobotButt and Greener Pastures (Where he published their most read piece of 2021) Justin is a proud graduate of ImprovBoston’s comedy school, where he also interned and worked Front of House. He has also studied various forms of writing with the Second City through online classes, including sketch, late-night television, and internet satire among others. He likes to remind himself everyday, “You’re never fully dressed without a pair of combat boots.'
You’re ashamed to be wearing something from Goodwill while everyone you know is wearing something gifted to them by their rich parents.
Strangers on a Star Destroyer by Alfred Hitchcock: Jimmy Stewart’s Luke Skywalker pursues who he believes killed his father, James Mason’s Darth Vader.
-Despite it being fairly obvious, your pregnant friend’s wife won’t say who the father of her baby is.
1327 AD: “I love this new “Ring Around the Rosie” Song!” vs. “I hate that schools are trying to make this bubonic plague sound fun!”
Remember that I couldn't get my Hogsmeade form signed while a murderer was after me, and I still snuck out for my first sip of butterbeer.