Maximize Anxiety While Prepping for Your Annual Physical
Google “What does sexually active mean?” Is it like you’re having sex right at that moment? In the past year? Ever?
Laura Berlinsky-Schine is a writer of words living in Brooklyn with Hercules, a lab-mix/demigod. Her humor writing has been published in Slackjaw, The Weekly Humorist, Little Old Lady Comedy, The Philadelphia Satirer, and Flexx.
Google “What does sexually active mean?” Is it like you’re having sex right at that moment? In the past year? Ever?
We’ve also shitloaded that thing with, like, 17 green olives from the most overpriced gourmet grocery store we could find.
Have a visible breakfast of two croissants, orange juice, and a glass of red wine on Zoom. Complain how you had to make the croissants by hand.