Brooklyn, NY

Lily Blumkin is a Brooklyn-based comedy writer, improviser, and sketch comedian. She is currently working as the Writers' Assistant at The Daily Show with Trevor Noah and she's been told that her dating profile had "a lot of personality."

Comedy Writing

Jokes

It is so rude to fall asleep during a meeting. It’s like we get it, you “have a life,” you don’t need to rub it in.

— Lily Blumkin,

I saw a kid wearing a shirt that says “cousins make the best friends.” Great job to those parents for telling the world your kid has no friends.

— Lily Blumkin,

I suffer from a disease called “resting approachable face.” It’s like “resting bitch face” but instead of people thinking I’m upset, they think I’d be willing to take a picture of their family.

— Lily Blumkin,
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