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How to Do the Perfect Squat

Popular squat varietals include Back Squats, Front Squats, and Boot Cut.

The second to-scale Lego diorama you have built in the last two weeks of the entire Chicago skyline.

"The New York Times" -- It’s 4:00 on Broadway. It’s also 4:00 on 81st Street.

Your message may simply be too sophisticated to be understood by lower life forms.

Period pieces you may or may not have heard of, including Ringlets Weekly, Knees!, and Hats Off Magazine.

I flipped through it and noticed it had a lot of words, and some of them were long.

Which of your family members is now a part of QAnon? What is your first guess on Wordle?

- There’s no chance you’ll walk away with a flattering photo. - You don’t know what to do with your arms.

Childhood Dream: Live in a mansion. Adult Revision: Live next door to someone who doesn’t own a leaf blower.

Doesn’t fall correctly… I don’t know what the ideal shape would be, but this wasn’t it.

- DIY ax throwing in the parking lot - Fish microwaving contest - Egging Janet in HR’s car (for charity)

Someone or something begins to rattle the door back and forth as if trying to force it open. Suddenly, it stops.