Human Sunbathing Explained to the Aliens
No, the sun does not have any terrestrial healing powers, but it can fry your skin and inflict life-threatening disease.
Comedy Writing
27 Ways to Age without Feeling Good about Yourself
Live life to the fullest by watching documentaries about it. / Feel comfortable in your own skin because it’s a little more saggy now.
How to Bake Humblebrag Pie
It’s so easy! Even Adam Driver baked a humble pie when he came over my large home today.
Two Sports-Talkers Talking Sports Talk
HELLOOOOO! Hope you brought the peanut butter, because that my friend was a mouthwatering jam!
Updated NASCAR Rules Explained
RULE 22.0: Imagine for a moment a model train set circling without purpose—you’re the little plastic conductor.
Who’s the Ultimate GOAT: Jordan, LeBron, or These Baby Goats Standing on the Backs of People Doing Yoga?
Michael and LeBron do not like mountain climbing. They’re just not any good at it. Conversely, Baby Goat can scale a mountain like nothing.
Alternatives to “No Tip” on Touchscreen Checkout Machines
"I’m fiscally conservative in Q1" or maybe just a simple ":(" ?
A Few of My Favorite Flavor Mixes at the Coke Freestyle Machine
Fanta, Fanta Zero, Lemon Fanta Zero, Sprite Zero, Baskin Robins 31 Flavors, bucket-o-syrup