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Now every time I walk, they thump a loafer on a piece of linoleum. I mean dammit, their timing is perfect but you know I’m sensitive about my gait.

I’m talking secrets. Intrigue. Betrayal. A young Penn Badgley. Oh, yeah. I rented "Margin Call." What do you mean, “What’s that?”

★★ I’ve never seen a movie with so much dancing that’s not a musical. I’m so glad Six Flags isn’t a real place.

’m going to run, jump, and climb over anything that stands between me and other people thinking good thoughts about me.

What exciting interpretations will these visionaries have for my scoliosis, receding hairline, and fallen arches?

I leaned in super slowly for a kiss when… her freaking precocious daughter popped in so that we could taste the cookies she made.

For everyone telling me to get over it? Remember that I was juiced! As a child!

For new patients, let me tell you about the opening scene. We fade in on a beach, sand caked with blood being washed away by the waves!

The filming schedules for the shows overlap so that I always have at least two competing crews filming me at once and oftentimes, all four.

Instead of practical commitments, we’ve asked them to show up with the filthiest, horniest fanfic about an environmentalist allegory ever.

I walk out into my backyard party—it’s always a party in my backyard. I smile and clink glasses with a man who could be my neighbor, but is he?

You are about to enter another world. It is a world not of matter, but of hilarious practical jokes. It’s a place we like to call… The Prank Zone.