Neil Tollfree | Points in Case

I'm Neil, I write for www.newsthump.com, www.viz.co.uk, www.screen-idle.com. I can do a couple of yoyo tricks and can play Silent Night on the harmonica. The phrase you're looking for is 'Renaissance Man.'

Comedy Writing

I’m a Character in a Satirical Monologue and, Frankly, I Could Be So Much More

I know we’ve only got a few hundred words to work with. Surely, though, it wouldn’t take much to give me a bit more personality.

by Neil Tollfree
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September 8, 2021

let's get those feet in bed and busy you know

53 Thoughts Sting Has During One of His Eight-Hour Tantric Sex Marathons

- Are fish and chips macrobiotic? Probably not. - Can’t believe scientists can clone a sheep but can’t make fish and chips macrobiotic.

by Neil Tollfree
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July 8, 2021

Radiohead "The Bends" Limited Edition CD

“The Bends” by Radiohead – Super Deluxe Ultimate Fancy Pants Sexy Limited Edition Box Set

Including "High and Dry (Kazoo Remix)" – 106-minute remix featuring Sting on kazoo, and Thom Yorke explaining that a bat is a mammal, not a bird.

by Neil Tollfree
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April 22, 2021

I’m an NPC in a Role-Playing Video Game and Could You Get Out of My House

What wizard? No, I haven’t seen the wizard. Do I look like I’m the sort of bloke who hob-nobs with wizards?

by Neil Tollfree
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April 22, 2021

I’m a 32-Year-Old Guy, So I Guess It’s Time I Started a Podcast

You know, obviously I figured I’d do it at some point, but it always seemed so far away. It was something for when I was older.

by Neil Tollfree
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March 28, 2021

Overly Restrictive Guidelines Rejected from Hollywood’s Hays Code

Trees should never be shown without all their leaves. Bras are to be referred to as "Personal Lady Upholstery."

by Neil Tollfree
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March 24, 2021