I Call My Neighbor Gummo the Spy
Then right on cue, the whole complex became a mashup of Duck Soup: Mrs. Tyndale burst out of her door singing what sounded like some sort of aria.
R.D. Ronstad writes mainly humor pieces and poetry. His work can be found at Defenestration, The Big Jewel, Every Day Fiction, Fiction Southeast, Little Old Lady Comedy, Perfect Sound Forever (forthcoming - Jan. 2022) and many other online sites. A native Chicagoan, he currently lives in Phoenix, Az. He recommends Paradise Burger at 40th Ave and Bell.
Then right on cue, the whole complex became a mashup of Duck Soup: Mrs. Tyndale burst out of her door singing what sounded like some sort of aria.
I never look to see if the bus or train is coming. I never push the button more than once on elevators or at crosswalks.