Seven Things That Seem Spooky but Are Completely Normal Parts of Staying at a Cabin in Fall
Don’t worry about the old-timer who whispers “Beware the woods at night!” to you—it’s just his way of welcoming you!
Comedy Writing
An Obituary for All the Fucks I Had to Give
All My Fucks graduated from Shame University in 1998 with high honors.
It’s Me, Winter, and I Can Hear All You Assholes Talking About How Much You Fucking Love Fall
I know it’s cold and you warm-blooded, furless, pansies are sensitive, but is it too much to ask for someone to say, “I’m SO excited for Winter!”
12 Ways Your Zodiac Sign Excused Your Inexcusable Behavior
As an Aries, boundaries are non-existent to me. I love to share. (I shared private medical details about you with four strangers on a bus.)
Your State’s Simple, Straightforward, and Easy-to-Understand Unemployment Benefits Questionnaire
1. Did you work? Answer YES if you worked during the week, engaged in emotional labor, or if you sat up in and/or got out of bed.