Taylor Owen | Points in Case

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Comedy Writing

sad girl

You Can Do Anything You Want in Life, As Long as You Get Past the Crushing Weight of Reality

Maybe you could just be an accountant who wears a tiara and pets a teacup poodle whilst shoveling through student loan debt for the rest of her life.

by Taylor Owen
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July 17, 2021

look at these sad guys just little lights

Hi, I’m Your Christmas Lights That You’ve Had Up Since November—Please Take Me Down

Now, instead of giving off the "vibes" of a Hallmark movie, I'm basically just a glorified lasso wrapped around your windowsill.

by Taylor Owen
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January 17, 2021

skin care

An Open Letter from an Unwanted Jar of Vaseline

I feel like you’ve been kind of distant lately. Hanging out with those new fancy ass moisturizers and toners you bought on sale at Sephora.

by Taylor Owen
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October 1, 2020

Jokes

I should have known Waldo would disappear on me like that. There were so many red and white flags.

— Taylor Owen