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CAPABLE |
SEEMINGLY INCAPABLE |
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Driving a 3,400 pound vehicle, including safely making lane changes, parallel parking, geolocating, and selecting music |
Putting away clean dishes |
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Building a computer, including selecting, purchasing and assembling all components |
Finding scissors |
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Concocting fake vomit, including selecting of believable cracker and dog food ingredients |
Flossing |
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Covertly obtaining and consuming intoxicants |
Using the stovetop |
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Coordinating and implementing first person shooter strategy and tactics |
Separating laundry |
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Managing complex gift card balances and submitting timely replenishment requests |
Cleaning eyeglasses |
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Supporting fast food and fast casual venues, including management of guest list and payment terms |
Feeding the dog |
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Managing classroom deadlines, including handling of complex extension requests |
Bringing dirty plates downstairs |
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Procuring adequate stock of carbonated beverages and bite-snack snack items |
Taking out trash |
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Managing time and attendance requirements for evening and weekend gaming tournaments |
Waking to an alarm on school days |