William Vaillancourt | Points in Case

William Vaillancourt's humor writing has appeared in The Weekly Humorist, Robot Butt and How Pants Work, among other places. Coincidentally, it has not appeared in other places as well.

Comedy Writing

kids hate veggies and the founding fathers

8-Year-Olds Declare Their Independence from Eating Vegetables

The history of the present Control by mom and dad is a history of repeated standoffs in the kitchen and plates that have too many colors.

by William Vaillancourt
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July 1, 2022

My Last Thoughts as My Chair Tipped Over Backwards That One Time in 3rd Grade

Tic Tac Toe: a clever way to tell a girl you like her?

by William Vaillancourt
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May 3, 2022

The Washington Post with weed offering from a hand

Anagrams of Media Outlets That Reveal Their Sinister 420-Friendly Agenda, According to Newsmax’s Greg Kelly

The Hollywood Reporter – Horror: To Pelt Holy Weed Washington Post – Stashing Pot Now The New Yorker – Reek, Thy Owner

by William Vaillancourt
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April 2, 2021

Jokes

The hordes of out-of-towners who descended upon Walden Pond were told that the Thoreau Fair was a stone’s throw from the thoroughfare.

— William Vaillancourt, @12wcv