An Open Love Letter to the Bronx
Oh Bronx, your straight ghetto ways never fail to impress. Except for your roadside vendors. Please replace them with more prostitutes and thugs.
Tag: Open Letters
Hey, It’s Your High School Friends!
Sometime during freshman year you will realize that, even though they threw some
I’m Sorry I Fucked Your Wife
Okay, I'll admit screwing your wife in public was wrong, but completely emasculating you in the process, well, that was way out of line.
Suck My Cock, Bitch: The Airtight Argument
No matter the scenario, even if she's got a good head on her shoulders, if you whip out this argument, she'll soon be speechless.
Suicide Letter to a Child
Why have I decided to go live with Jesus? Well little buddy, I've had my own royal rumble wrestling match with myself and I lost.
Open Letter to London – Too Hot for PIC
<a href="https://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/uploaded_images/london-795016.jpg"><img style="float:right;cursor:hand;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" alt="" src="https://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/uploaded_images/london-788758.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Luke: Terror? We’re fighting a war against an adverb.<br />Nathan: You sure it’s not a noun, or an adjective?