An Open Love Letter to the Bronx
Oh Bronx, your straight ghetto ways never fail to impress. Except for your roadside vendors. Please replace them with more prostitutes and thugs.
Oh Bronx, your straight ghetto ways never fail to impress. Except for your roadside vendors. Please replace them with more prostitutes and thugs.
Sometime during freshman year you will realize that, even though they threw some
Okay, I'll admit screwing your wife in public was wrong, but completely emasculating you in the process, well, that was way out of line.
No matter the scenario, even if she's got a good head on her shoulders, if you whip out this argument, she'll soon be speechless.
Why have I decided to go live with Jesus? Well little buddy, I've had my own royal rumble wrestling match with myself and I lost.
<a href="https://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/uploaded_images/london-795016.jpg"><img style="float:right;cursor:hand;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" alt="" src="https://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/uploaded_images/london-788758.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Luke: Terror? We’re fighting a war against an adverb.<br />Nathan: You sure it’s not a noun, or an adjective?