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Briana Haynie Los Angeles

Briana is a comedy writer living in Los Angeles, CA. Her personal brand can be described as an American Girl Doll who's given up.

Comedy Writing

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My Entirely Intellectual and Not at All Emotional Reasons for Watching “The Bachelor”

I’m interested in analyzing the importance of “opening up” via “crying” and how this plays into our fantasies of ideal womanhood.

by Kate Herzlin and Briana Haynie
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March 9, 2020

cooking up some tasty tasty trouble

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Instant Pot Recipes for Angering Everyone

"Learn The Job Beef Chili" -- I only make this dish when I’m trying to displease people on both sides.

by Briana Haynie
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January 12, 2019

The astronaut is sad because he can't be a bad boy anymore

75 Years Since #MeToo: Men Have Never Had It Worse

Since #MeToo, most men have ceased screaming sexually explicit compliments from the open windows of their turbo-charged street shuttles.

by Briana Haynie and Lillian Stone
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October 1, 2018

Two Biggest Books

An Interview with the Two Largest Books on Your Shelf

Q: Who’s more likely to be used in the event that a fire is desperately needed? Harry Potter: Definitely Jest. Infinite Jest: Me.

by Briana Haynie
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June 3, 2018