Gregory Alesso | Points in Case

This is the part where I tell you if you liked whatever you just read, you'll love my new fiction book "Superficial Intelligence". And then maybe I'll add some light groveling and some shameless self promoting. Please. Please. Please. Go buy my book on Amazon so I can afford to feed my cat hand-rolled sushi every night.

Comedy Writing

CEO man holding a phone in an office while on a laptop

FAQ for Newly Hired CEOs Still Learning to Be Assholes

Should I comment on my employees' ethnicity? We recommend a "don't ask don't tell" policy. Everyone should be white in your eyes.

by Gregory Alesso
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March 5, 2020

Things I Learned Watching the Impeachment Trial

The whole proceeding would benefit from Bachelor-style confessionals. “I don’t care if I was rude. Lindsey has been a bitch to me all day.”

by Gregory Alesso
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February 5, 2020

Help Wanted for Covert Criminal Operation

Qualifications: Ability to fire one-liners and innuendo, as well as sex appeal. You don’t follow rules, but you live by your own personal code.

by Gregory Alesso
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January 9, 2020

we're driving the car come on let's ride

Kid Review: Ranking the Carpool Options on the Block

3. Lisa’s dad: Mr. Hardaway is a Lyft driver. Here is what that means: top-notch amenities.

by Gregory Alesso
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December 6, 2019